“A Little Honky Tonk Moulin Rouge!”

- an alley cat

Pop in for a quick escape from reality!

You’ve never seen anything like it! Behind the neon leg light, you will find a sweet little Victorian saloon with a cozy spirit and some Hank Williams on the turn table.

Madam’s Music Box Theater is an attraction for tourists and locals alike. Step up to the glass viewing portals and take in a quick 6 minute burlesque show! It is a trip back in time and into another dimension.

This Place Is An Experience!

6 Minute Shows!

Peep a real live Sparking Showgirl as she sings and dances in the Madam’s Music Box. Many shows also feature a live piano player.
Walking Tours

Follow your good timin’ guide on the Showgirls and Scandals Tour while she regales your party with tales from Old Town Portland’s wild past full of showbiz and sin.
Exciting Cocktails

Sip some spicy Absinthe or a hot Spanish Coffee. Go for some bubbles or our special Old Fashioned. Try a Skinny Pete for the Cowboy on the run.
Tassles!

pick up a set of Dita Von Teese brand tassels and get a free lesson in twirlling ‘em!